icanhasrats:

I keep tomato… & no one getz hurt… now step away slowly… step away…

icanhasrats:

I keep tomato…
& no one getz hurt…
now step away slowly… step away…

unimpressedcats:

Black cats are hard to photograph, but you can see the disappointment in his eyes.

unimpressedcats:

Black cats are hard to photograph, but you can see the disappointment in his eyes.

hiddlestonfan:

Of course that’s what happened. 

hipsterbrigadier:

repellomuggletum15:

gayerthanthefourthofjuly:

hipsterbrigadier:

Listen is basically the story about how 12 got bored, invented an enemy and freaked himself out

THEN WHAT WAS UNDER THE BEDSHEET

Steven Moffat

Steven Moffat sits inside your head

Steven Moffat lives among the dead

Steven Moffat sees you in your bed

And eats you when you’re sleeping

archiemcphee:

Russian artist Svetlana Petrova has an awesome marmalade cat named Zarathustra whom she photoshops into famous works of art. No matter the renown of the artist or beauty of the subject matter, Zarathustra’s ample tabby frame immediately becomes the hilarious center of attention. He melts alongside Dalí’s clocks, cuddles up to Vermeer’s milkmaid, da Vinci’s Lady with an Ermine and Mona Lisa, and even Whistler’s Mother. We particularly love his use of modesty tail whilst lounging in Edouard Manet’s Olympia and the tip of the tail positioned in place of Adam’s hand in Michelangelo’s The Creation of Adam.

Petrova is currently exhibiting artwork at The Barn at Stonehill House, in Abingdon, Oxfordshire in a show entitled Russian Extremes – From Icons to I-Cats. The show runs through June 5, 2014.

Follow the ongoing high art hijinks of Zarathustra at Svetlana Petrova’s website, Fat Cat Art.

[via RocketNews24]

fatcatartru:

Zaratustra’s vacation in Holland. 

exhibition-ism:

Zarathustra the cat is not only the muse of his owner Svetlana Petrova but is now the centerpiece of some of history’s most famous art works

fatcatartru:

Alexey Venetsianov. In the fields. Spring. 

fatcatartru:

Alexey Venetsianov. In the fields. Spring. 

catsbeaversandducks:

Would you survive a Zombie Cat apocalypse?

(Source: kittiezandtittiez)

fatcatartru:

Cats are true Emperors of the Universe! Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, Napoleon I as the Imperial Throne for the Cat http://fatcatart.ru/2014/09/cats-are-the-emperors-of-the-universe/?lang=en

fatcatartru:

Cats are true Emperors of the Universe! Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, Napoleon I as the Imperial Throne for the Cat http://fatcatart.ru/2014/09/cats-are-the-emperors-of-the-universe/?lang=en

fatcatartru:

Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet

fatcatartru:

Zarathustra the cat with his life size portrait by Claude Monet

browngirlblues:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao


Whatttttt

browngirlblues:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

Whatttttt

(Source: dntdodrugs)

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:


“Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
Slurp the invisible soup.
Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers

beckaford:

micahelizabeth:

  • Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
  • Slurp the invisible soup.
  • Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
  • Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
  • Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
  • Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
  • Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
  • If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
  • Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
  • Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.

THISTHISTHISTHIS

no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers