September 2011
August 2011
Beard Compliment Translations
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
My pants are coming off.
i think it’s time to grow a beard
That awkward moment when people act like they know your best friend better than you do.
OH REALLY? DO YOU NOW?!
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YAY!
I have a follower who I don’t know in real life now! Thank you! <3
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My 18th Birthday
Which seems to be the reminder to some people that we’re friends on facebook, which is apparently reason enough to delete me as a friend on facebook. Je suis amusée.
“(Trigger warning: rape, racism) Rape is bad. No one’s denying that, but that doesn’t mean you should be allowed to punish a child by aborting it. When it comes to having your body used against your will, wouldn’t you rather it be a baby than some brown person in a ski mask?”
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Michele Bachmann speech at a battered women’s shelter in Winterport, ME (2009)
She said that at a battered women’s shelter.
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN’S BRAIN?
(via propaganda-for-life)
HOW CAN AN OPENLY RACIST PERSON WHO CLEARLY DOESN’T CARE ABOUT RAPE SURVIVORS BE A CANDIDATE FOR THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION IN THE 2012 U.S. PRESIDENTAL ELECTION?! H O W?!
(via inherhipstheresrevolutions)
some brown person in a ski mask?
some brown person in a ski mask?
some brown person in a ski mask?
some brown person in a ski mask?
some brown person in a ski mask?
some brown person in a ski mask?
WHAT. THE. EVERLOVING. FUCK.
(via grrl-anachronism)
HOLY SHIT WHAT?
(via absolutgravitae)
REBLOG IF YOU LOVE HARRY POTTER, THIS WILL BE SCREEN SHOTTED AND SENT TO J.K TO SHOW HER OUR LOVE.
1.9 million notes :|
GET THIS TO 2 MILLION!3 MILLION??!?!?!
LETS GET TO 3 MILLION!!
Reblogging every time I see this.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma?
One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.
MotivationalDoctorbyseduff
Doctor Who Motivational
Wow this is amazing! Next time I feel down about art or anything I’m going to give this a listen. XD A pick me up from the Doctor, how awesome!
I am so ready for my exam now.
THIS IS SO INSPIRING I AM GOING TO GET OFF TUMBLR RIGHT NOW AND DO WORK
I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF.
I was crying right from the beginning but the ‘friend’ was too much.
This is why I love Doctor Who.
I feel like I can do anything now! This is why I love Doctor Who, because The Doctor always inspires me, makes me feel safe, and always keeps me hoping, even when things get bad.
OMG.
This is why I love Doctor Who. It makes me feel like I can achieve anything. It makes me feel important. It’s taught me a ton of life lessons. It makes me feel like I’m brilliant, amazing, and special. It makes me feel like the universe is a beautiful place if you’re willing to see it.
It’s just taught me so much and it is beautiful.
I don’t even watch Doctor Who but now I’m going to
Oh god, can I just have a pocket David to tell me all these things…?
"OH SHIT, I HAVE A BAG OF MILKY WAYS!"
Reblog if you know.
How Harry and Ginny named their children:
Ginny: Actually Harry I want to call our child-
Harry: Shut the fuck up Ginny. Did you kill Voldemort? No. If I want to call our kid Tonks-Remus-Fred-Cedric-Sirius-Dobby-Hedwig I fucking well can!
Ginny: Wh-
Harry: Now I’m going out to kill a deer with my bare teeth and punch someone in the face.
Oh Sean Avery... →
aol.sportingnews.com
It was so much fun to watch you get kicked out of that game last year.
Death by Lulz: Only Best Friends... →
www2.deathbylulz.com
GREET YOU LIKE:
WAVE TO YOU ACROSS THE ROOM LIKE:
DO CREEPER THINGS WITH YOU LIKE:
DANCE WITH YOU LIKE:
CHILL OUT WITH YOU LIKE:
EAT WITH YOU LIKE:
SING WITH YOU LIKE:
BE EMOTIONAL WITH YOU LIKE:
AND BE…
Reblog if your celebrity crush is much older than you and you don't give a fuck
WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
I’d go back to Canada and see real snow, not the icy dusty crap we get here.
