Screw that game
I’m going to go watch the extended version of The Lord of the Rings and ignore everything else.
I’m also going to stay off WebMD because it’s a stupid ho.
April 2012
“The number one rule of WebMD is don’t use it.”
—My Roommate
March 2012
Je n'aime pas Feisty Skinner.
Feisty Skinner keeps doing stupid shit and getting pointless penalties.
Dear Jeff Skinner,
plz do not say “Fuck You” to the ref
You will go to box
Being in the box is bad
Je veux un homme séduisant à me nourrir gâteau.
S’il vous plaît
a hilarious joke
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
why?
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
My roommate and I have decided something
There needs to be a guy prostitute who doesn’t want to have sex with you. There needs to be someone who is willing to cuddle with you and feed you cake. Fuck sex, I want to cuddle.
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Swagger
Je swagge
Tu swagges
Il swagge
Nous swaggons
Vous swaggez
Ils swaggent
Next year bitches
Watch out for the bouncy bouncy bouncy bounce that’s going to shove you out the way
Because, you know, our coach is no longer Maurice,
And this man is still in the net:
Here’s to 2013!
I do believe we have reached mathematical elimination.
lololol
fuck you bogosian
le creys :( However if you look at how we started off, I’m pretty proud of the last few months and how we’re ending up, to even have a small chance
The team is going to have to do some changing this summer. I hate to see people go, but it might be time. Muller was a wonderful step in the right direction, but it wasn’t enough. He did manage to do pretty well with the mess that he was left though.
Hahaha I don’t think Buffalo and Tampa are going to lose to Toronto though haha
Yeah, I know. If either the Caps or Buffalo win any games the rest of the season the Canes are mathematically eliminated regardless of how well they do. It’s over.
Unless the Hurricanes can go 5-0 and everyone between us and the eighth playoff spot loses there's no more Caniac hockey until October
Join me in my creys?
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Dearest Nickypookums, →
modcloth.com
This makes me feel like I’m surrounded by kittens.
My parents have now finally acknowledged that there is a raccoon living in the attic
I told them this last year, and they didn’t believe me when I said I heard raccoon feet clawing their way across the attic. I told them they needed to deal with it before the raccoon got too comfortable.
They didn’t believe me, and now they’ve got a very comfortable raccoon on their hands.
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