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stlaura started following you

You have completed the quest.

Happy Daniel Carcillo with a puppy.

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May 31, 20122 notes
#stlaura

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calliecakes started following you

You’re the only one who took up the quest.

I salute you with the Giroux GIF

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May 31, 2012
#calliecakes

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silliguana replied to your photo: I told my roommate if she could make the Anderson…

I know what the tumblrrs like.

Unfortunately in order for the post to show up in all those tags I would have to tag it like that.

Original poster has the power.

You have to make a link to the post and tag it with all that if you want to succeed.

But then you would spam the tags.

It’s your choice Nicky.

WHICH PILL DO YOU TAKE?

May 31, 2012
#silliguana
May 31, 20121 note
#silliguana

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silliguana replied to your post: silliguana replied to your photoset: When I was…

I can accept that. But may I suggest for no particular reason that you draft a document promising me this bookmark in the event of your untimely demise?

If the post gets 500 notes then I’ll make you your very own Anderson Cooper bookmark.

So far it has one note.

Get on that Nicky.

May 31, 2012
#silliguana

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silliguana replied to your photoset: When I was stuck in O’Hare I finally decided to…

I’m legitimately jealous of that bookmark.

Too bad.  You can’t have Anderson.

He’s mine.

May 31, 20121 note
#silliguana
May 31, 201210 notes
#piano #cat #Fucking O'Hare #Anderson Cooper

du4ne:

that girl was a one time teenage blogging queen

a hipster, jamjars wanna be

but one text post changed her destiny

now she’s a somebody

May 31, 201245 notes

joelarmia:

The LA Kings twitter account is ran by thirteen year old girls and it’s rather annoying and old now.

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May 31, 201236 notes

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

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fishinginontario:

shanabans:

fishinginontario:

um excuse me

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there is a multi-uddered jumping cow in canada

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Alicia I am banning you until you get sleep.

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May 2012

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  • gatsby: hey i just met you
  • gatsby: and this is crazy
  • gatsby: but i'm going to spend most of my life and wealth in an attempt to pursue you for your stunning vapidness and the warped image of yourself created in my mind as a precursor to my eventual fall
  • gatsby: so call me maybe
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May 30, 20126 notes

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awaitingandrew replied to your post: Ronmey 2102

I’m glad somebody else watched that!

It was beautiful.

May 30, 2012
#awaitingandrew
Ronmey 2102
May 30, 20122 notes
  • me: hi i don't want to be annoying but could we hurry it up i have school tomorrow
  • jonathan quick: no
  • martin brodeur: no
  • anze kopitar: Don't worry guys, I got this shit
May 30, 20129 notes
A haiku about Lidstrom's retirement:

intelligentinsanity:

no no no no no

no no no no no no no

no no no no no

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A Canadian of mine requires help.

shanabans:

shanabans:

If you are hoarding kingwardo, please inform me of who you are.

My friend really wants it.

Like really really.

REALLY REALLY REALLY.

She used to be king-wardo but she really wants the URL without the hyphen.

Also if the hoarder of fuckyeahcarolinahurricanes wants to give it up, that would be cool too.

If the hoarder will reveal their identity they will get to know my identity.

Please? Here’s Bieksa kissing a baby to help convince you:

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Listen

lucy-vanpelt:

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May 30, 201282,765 notes
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#well aren't you attractive
May 30, 2012885 notes
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#Philadelphia Flyers #Boston Bruins
May 30, 20126 notes
#Helena Bonham Carter #Johnny Depp #Tim Burton

Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.

plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter

May 30, 2012216,072 notes
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#well aren't you attractive
May 30, 2012113 notes
Play
May 30, 2012332 notes
Play
2:11
May 30, 2012226,962 notes
  • My Dad: If Tim Burton directed The Hunger Games he would cast Johnny Depp as Katniss.
May 30, 201268,714 notes
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#assorted animals but mostly cats
May 30, 20124,624 notes
#assorted animals but mostly cats
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