i don’t know what you didn’t mean to publish but i forgive you :3
I didn’t mean to publish the ask currently on my blog.
It’s not anything bad or private. I just don’t tend to publish asks.
June 2012
I didn't mean to publish that.
Sorry about that.
Yes, this is unfortunate. :/ Living in Florida, hockey is quite an abused sport. We have three shitty football teams, and the Orlando Magic. Yet local news stations only report on the minor league team in Orlando who HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED A GAME YET. So yes, I'm a pretty little unicorn.
Eric Staal is probably the most talented of all the Staal brothers, but he gets less attention than Marc or Jordan because he’s in Carolina.
STOP WITH THE FUCKING CIRCUS AFRO MASHUPS
if people held guns with their feet would armies be called leggies
- Me: Did you know Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus got engaged?
- My Brother: Who's Liam Hemsworth?
- Me: Gale from The Hunger Games.
- My Brother: I never saw it.
- Me: He's Thor's brother.
- My brother: Loki's marrying Hannah Montana?
Alicia I am blaming you so hard right now
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
We Are Young
@seriadores
i’m never illegally downloading music again…
How do you get a boyfriend? Is there some sort of tribal dance you have to do?
Insult of the day (from a 5 year old child)
- Me: Sean, could you please go put your clothes in the dirty clothes bin?
- Sean: NO, YOU'RE CLOTHES.
Play
1:59
Wake up in the morning feeling like T. Hiddy
Grab my army
I’m out the door
Gonna destroy the city
when i leave brush my teeth with the tesseract, cuz when i leave asgard i aint comin back
i’m talkin ants under my boots boots
Hawkeye gonna go shoot shoot
Play
0:21
I've been out and about being a social butterfly for the past few days
I even managed physical contact with the opposite sex.
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
shia labeouf
its the year 4012 and madagascar 267 is officially in theatres
they still arent in new york
somehow they’ve landed on gallifrey
the penguins have the tardis
I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.
My cat's on this drug that's 30x more powerful than Morphine to deal with her pain
And yesterday she was having a really bad trip.
She was caught between the two curtain things in the shower and she didn’t know what to do.
Poor kitty.
- Me: Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet?
- Mom: It's been in for three minutes. Just wait.
- Me: I DID MY WAITING!
- Mom: Oh, god, not again.
- Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!
- Mom: Every time.
- Me: IN AZKABAN!
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hamtaro
WHAT IS GOING ON?
wat
